Incredible Tractors
The original descriptions from the Massive Bureau of Everything site (which will eventually be loaded up here for archival). A brief description of some of the culprits formerly known as The Incredible Tractors:
Dave McCormack - Bic Mac Trac.
grumpy Dave, with his cynical hair
and bronzed good looks helped cement the Tractor sound in the back
teeth of the audience. Often using a Yamaha electro acoustic guitar
to successfully recreate the sound of a fully loaded B52 taking
off. Currently experimenting with an eBow, various expensive valve
amps, Fender Telecaster
and
laboratory rabbits. 
Carl Chambers - Wesley Methodist
Tractor. More Hooky than Peter Hook. Bass wielding, motorcycling,
Carl was responsible for more structural damage than any other
member of the Incredible Tractors. Famous in Tythegston, Dan y
Graig and Bayswater for his taste in trousers, Carl now runs an
ill-considered mail order puppy business in the City of London.
Sound: loud, flanging boom blast. Thought of virtual band cartoons
before Gorillaz. Fair enough, everybody thought of it before
them.
Richard Thomas - Herman Being. more
commonly known as Richard
Traitor due
to his joining Lepton Shoddy and abandoning the fellow band members
to certain death (well it's true, eventually). Richard was the
Julian Cope of the Tractors. Only because of the silly outfits, of
course. Sound: most famous for applying a Braun shaver to the
pick-ups of "the bitch" during any chorus. Now sponsored by
Phillishave.
Peter
Morgan - PTFE Bzzp. clearly the
most fabulous member of the group, Peter struggled to subdue his
immense talent so that the others would not feel embarassed at
their foolhardy incompetence. Peter is currently building a moon
rocket powered by sine wave generators. Sound: complex, basically
all the catchy, good bits.
Kevin Beaverstock - Ford Tractor. David
Byrne, but younger. Capable of speaking many languages including
wine buff, Kevin has been an Albanian Secret Service deep cover
agent for many years and is still waiting for Radio Tirana to give
the key phrase so that he can shoot Harold Macmillan. Sound: slide
guitar and twangy stuff.Kevin is currently playing in Belleville, a Django inspired jazz band, basesd in Exeter
Bosley Tonka - Mr Tonka, manager of the Incredible Tractors for many years, has communicated with the creator of this website via his personal assistant Adam Phillips. "If you show a picture of me you'll regret it. You slags."
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